Word Of The Day

// Jimmy // September 3rd, 2010 // Jimmy's Blog

It has been brought to my attention that there is a commonly used tame and otherwise boring word which, with a single letter, can be transformed into an amazing, awe inspiring word. This new word defines an insanely high energy serving of food in a park, a tremendous and brilliant gathering of people around a hamper full of tasty-ass food, where battles are fought inside mouths and the event is enough to have passers by return home to lock up their daughters and wives.

The word is of course:

e·pic·nic [eh-pik-nik] noun, verb, -nicked, -nick·ing.
noun
1. an epic excursion or outing in which the participants engange in heroic feats and carry incredibly awesome food and high strength energy drink with them and share a meal in the open air to refuel after doing so many awesome things.
2. the food devoured on such an excursion. Should be treated with care and avoided by persons with a weak heart.
3. Also called epicnic ham, epicnic shoulder. an epic section of pork shoulder, usually boned with a machette, smoked over a burning village, and weighing 564–678 pounds.
4. Informal . an ridiculously insane experience or time, so enjoyable that some people faint at metion of the word, etc.: Being laid up in a hospital is the result of walking past an epicnic.

verb (used without object)
5. to partake in the journey of life that is an epicnic.

(definitions stolen and hacked from dictionary.com)

One Response to “Word Of The Day”

  1. Sharnee says:

    Dude I totally told you that word!!
    How about some credit please.

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