Why Valentines Day is Shit
// Jimmy // February 12th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Chats
me = Jimmy
J = Jarad
J: dude… what are you doing for V Day?
me: the helicopter probably
me: but seriously, no fucking idea
J: heh
J: unlucky for gfing it up right before v day
me: haha yeh
J: wrap a bow round your cock and present it to her in a box
J: no wait… that’s my idea. you cant steal it
me: you mean its JT’s idea
J: ah true
J: but with a romantic touch to it
me: due to having similar facial hair i gain automatic rights to anything he comes up with
J: hahah
J: i hate V day
me: what u doing for it
J: it’s commercial marketing at its worst
J: me and xxxx are going up to my dads boat a hervey bay for a few days… it just happened to coincide with valentines… NICE
J: hahahah
J: plus i bought her some undies
J: 
me: im not buying shit
J: <3
me: ill just take her somewhere
me: but where
J: hahahahahahah
J: hmmmmm
J: i dunno man…. maybe cook her your pad thai
J: buy some aweseme icecream and strawberries for desert
J: kick your flatmates out for the night….
me: oh its all so GAY
J: i KNOE
J: KNOW
me: how about we fuck and you go home mmhmm
J: HAHAHAHA
J: dude it doesnt really matter as long as you guys have a good night…
me: well, does it have to be night
J: fuck i dunno, rent a dvd or some shit.,…
J: ?
J: yup
me: or can i get away with daytime
J: conducive to heini touching
me: and then go out at night
me: i think shes gonig out anyway
J: true
me: or its a silly girl test
J: hmmm
J: tell her if that’s what she wants to do then thats okay with you, but you wanted to spend the night with her
me: “im going out thurs fri and sat night” *he better bring up valentines or his nuts on the line*
J: …
J: then its on her
me: or
J: TRUE
me: i could just roll with it, do something during the day, and go get trashed
J: hahahah
me: we were thinking boozed with strippes on the gold coast
J: man girls just wanna be made to feel special
J: HAHAHAHAAH
me: (and im not ven kidding)
J: wow
J: so cool
me: the seminar is on down there that night
J: but wow
J: shit eh
J: way to time it well
me: so go down, chillax at seminar, then dick out
me: i mean party time
J: i dunno man, everyone is different but id put in some sort of efffort for fucking cunt V day
J: or she may be like.. well this relationship is pretty fucked
J: or maybe she just doesnt give a shit
J: dunno
me: well thats it, who knows what shes thinkin. but its been what, a week
J: yup
J: no need to make a big deal of it
me: effort/money for v day should be raised linearly depending on how long youve been going out, at $2/week
J: whats the seminar on??
me: capped at $10
J: HAHAHAHAAHA
J: so true
J: so so true
me: dunno, how to get girls or something
J: heh
me: i think this discussion on v day needs to go on the website
J: hahaha
J: yup
J: i would like to write a epilogue to it
J: as to why vday is so shit
