Krav Maga
// JRad // September 8th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Haiku
Krav Maga is fun
I kneed my mate in the crotch
That was a mistake
Archive for Haiku
Contemporary Haiku
// JRad // July 26th, 2010 // No Comments » // Haiku
It’s been far too long
Since I wrote a good haiku
Let’s give this a whirl
Xmas Haiku
// JRad // December 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // Haiku
Santa is so fat
He could have diabetes
This would make me sad
Deskjob
// JRad // November 9th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Haiku
I sit at my desk
And stare at the paper clip
Is it home time yet?
Today’s Haiku
// Jimmy // August 20th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Haiku
The blog has been neglected recently. We shall fix it with Haiku love.
Diets make me sad
Running and gymming non stop
I am so damn sore
I want a new car
Mine is about to explode
Need some free money
Office jobs are crap
I would rather neck myself
Lets go snowboarding
Oldies but goodies
// JRad // June 17th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Haiku
I found these archived from a few years back when my mates and I wrote haikus to each other during the day… sounds kinda gay… meh
I have an apple
I am going to eat it
It is a red one
I am bored at work
There’s nothing really to do
Except write haikus
Spare change on my desk
Wonder what there is to eat
A cherry bounty
Breakfast apple pie
it was refrigerated
i did not fuck it
I must stop drinking
My liver feels like it’s black
One more night can’t hurt
Real Life
// Jimmy // June 2nd, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Haiku
Real life is crap
Lets go snowboarding instead
But when should I go?
Swine Flu
// JRad // May 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // Haiku
Uh-oh swine flu’s here
Hmm should I fly overseas
Fuck it it’s paid for
Recession: An Ode to Jimmy
// JRad // February 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // Haiku
I don’t like my job
That said at least I’m employed
Fuck the recession
Rome Sucks
// Jimmy // December 29th, 2008 // No Comments » // Haiku
Rome sucks Rome sucks Rome
sucks Rome sucks Rome sucks Rome sucks
Rome sucks Rome sucks Rome
Beautiful
